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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son:
"Dad, what is Windows 95?"
"Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!
ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
Bad command or file name.
Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits
A: Hobbyte.
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
