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Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
Algorithm.
Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
Bill Gates dies and goes to God.
God says to him:
Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want.
God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches.
So he chooses hell.
After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there.
Bill says:
No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me?
Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp.
At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets.
He fired several shots at the target.
The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.
Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target.
He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.
He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand.
The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store?
A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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