The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
What do you call a Scottish iPhone? An AyePhone.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.