The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist. "I do" replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone." The man below replies, "You must work in management." "I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?" "Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."