What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
Windows: Artificial Intelligence!
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.