What do computers do when they get hungry?
They eat chips!
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Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun?
A computer that won’t go down.
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
A: Your mouse pad.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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