What do computers do when they get hungry?
They eat chips!
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Algorithm.
Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem.
Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space.
They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass.
Russia used a pencil.
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
A customer comes into the computer store.
I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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Q: What do you call a computer expert?
A: A control-alt-elite.
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?
A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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