A small boy goes up to a man in the street and asks him if he’s lost £5.
The man checks his pockets and says, ‘Well, yes.
I think I have lost a £5 note.
Have you found one?’ The boy replies, ‘No.
I just wanted to see how many people had lost a £5 note today.
You make 72.’
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"Five-hundred dollars?" exclaimed the hunter.
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One of the tailors noticed the sparkler and asked about it.
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