‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’
Sue Murphy
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Why does the chicken is sad?
Because his dad is a cock.
Why does the chicken is even more sad?
Because he faces the same future.
What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd.
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.
One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?"
The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain.
One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
A: Winnie the Pooh.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies.