‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’ Sue Murphy
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
A snail and a slug got in a crash. When the police, ambulances and news reporters arrived, a reporter asked a tortoise what happened. He replied: "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.