What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
Q: What's long and thin and covered with skin and nobody knows how many holes its been in.
A: A worm.
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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The seven dwarves are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city.
After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the Pope.
Grumpy, for once, seems to have a lot to say.
He keeps asking the Pontiff questions about the church and, in particular, the nuns.
"Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns?" Grumpy asks.
"No, my son, all of our nuns are at least five feet tall," smiles the Pope.
"Are you sure? I mean, you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say, about my height? Maybe a little shorter?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"No reason," replies Grumpy.
"But you're positive? Nobody in a habit that's about three feet tall, maybe two-and-a-half feet tall?"
"I'm sure, my vertically-challenged son," says the Pope, trying not show his curiosity.
"Okay," moans Grumpy.
So the Pope listens to the dwarves as they leave the building.
"What'd he say? What'd he say?" chant the other six dwarves.
Grumpy mutters, "He said they don't have any."
And the other six start chanting, "Grumpy fucked a penguin! Grumpy fucked a penguin!"
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What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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