What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
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What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.
What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
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A dog goes into a job centre and asks for employment.
‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk.
‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a job at the circus.’
‘The circus?’ says the dog.
‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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The wild and mean bear grabs the hedgehog and asks him: "Were you at the fox’s party as well?"
"Yes, I was. So what?"
"Were you sitting on the table?"
"Yeah, why?"
The bear, ready to leg press him, changes his mind and says to the hedgehog: "Next time, wherever you go, take an umbrella with you!"
"But why, my friend?" the hedgehog wonders.
"Cause all night long, I was taking thorns off my ass!"