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Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
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Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
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Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
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Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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