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Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
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A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
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I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
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I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
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