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Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room?
A: A computer?
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right?
A: 1.
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits
A: Hobbyte.
A guy tells his friends:
The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience.
I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it.
I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.
Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
