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At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer.
‘If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?’
Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless.
When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard. With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
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A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better".
So I installed LINUX.
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
"Have you got the address of the butter website?"
"Yes, but don't spread it around."
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