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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall?
A: Captain's log.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
What is a cursor?
Someone having computer problems.
I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day.
Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
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Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared.
And that's the story.