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Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet?
He kept logging on and off.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
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Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife :
Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!!
What happened, did you run out of toilet paper?
No, restart the router, please!
Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp.
At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets.
He fired several shots at the target.
The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.
Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target.
He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.
He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand.
The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).