The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.