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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall?
A: Captain's log.
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth surgeon said, "I like technicians...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."
There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control.
Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff.
They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.
The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution."
The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before.
I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it."
The programmer said "I think you're both wrong!
I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."
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Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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