There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.
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Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!
Me: Yeah that was me
Gmail: No it was on another device!
Me: Yes my tablet
Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?!
Me: What? No!
Gmail: Call the police
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.
A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
