There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.
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We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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