There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.
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Murphy's Laws of Computing
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human.. to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.
7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
GarageBend.
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Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you. You have my Word.
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
"Chips."
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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