There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.
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When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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A new army computer is put through its paces.
An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’
The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’
The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’
The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
My software never has bugs.
It just develops random features.
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Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem.
Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space.
They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass.
Russia used a pencil.
If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?