There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.
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A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?'
"The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman?
PC Plod.
Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer.
I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
