There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.
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Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun?
A computer that won’t go down.
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.
Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’
Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password.
She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response:
PASSWORD REJECTED.
NOT LONG ENOUGH!
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement:
"Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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