Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered?
Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
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What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!
An internet maniac boy asks his father:
Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
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2.Universe
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