Joke #3994

Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered? Because he had a chip on his shoulder.

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.

Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.

Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!

I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.

With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.

A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"

You realize that you are dependent of the internet when: You forget in what year you are. You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened. You dream only of quick connections. You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.

I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.

Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.