Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered?
Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales?
Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire.
The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide.
I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again.
Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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What's an extroverted IT professional?
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
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