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Fed up with your computer winning at chess?
Try it at kick-boxing instead!
Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.”
Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Netscape.”
Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?”
Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?”
Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.”
Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”
A guy tells his friends:
The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
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I'm not anti-social.
I'm just not user friendly.
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
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