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What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
I'm not anti-social.
I'm just not user friendly.
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
Fed up with your computer winning at chess?
Try it at kick-boxing instead!
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it.
Now I have two problems.
Vote:
Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Vote:
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
"Chips."