Joke #6522

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.

Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"

I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".

Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958