Joke #6522

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.

Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."

What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.

What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101

If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.

Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.