Condoms are not completely safe.
A friend of mine was wearing one and he got hit by a bus.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft.
The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million.
The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject.
They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect.
After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the French study were released, Canada decided to conduct their own study.
The Canucks didn't really trust British or French studies.
So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of right around $75.00, the Canadian study was complete.
They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead!
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men?
A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’
Les Dawson
A young couple get between the sheets for the first time.
In a flash it’s over.
The boy says, ‘If I’d known you were a virgin I’d have taken more time.’
His girlfriend replies, ‘If I’d known you were going to take more time I’d have taken off my tights.’
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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