What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport?
Pool.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Peter goes golfing every Saturday.
One Saturday, he comes home tired and five hours late.
His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"
Peter says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had.
We got up to the first tee, and Harry hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack."
Peter's wife says, "OMG!
That's terrible!"
Peter says, "I know.
Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry. . ."
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee.
The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
What are the most athletic rodents?
Track and field mice.
The hardest thing about prizefighting is picking up your teeth wearing a boxing glove.
Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england?
A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!"
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"
During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders.
The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy.
Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman?
She is no bigger than your hand."
"That's right, Coach," replied the lineman.
"But, she's much better!"
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Vote:
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you?
Answer: Shorten the chain.
Vote: