Joke #4151

What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport? Pool.

Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.

Did you hear John McEnroe went for an audition for the latest Harry Potter film? They turned him down, saying "You cannot be Sirius!"

The way from the cabins to the ring is too long, says the boxer. No worries, on your way back you will come back with the stretcher...

The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low. The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.

Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.

Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?

Ricky Ponting's wife calls her husband but Australian Cricket Team Manager attends the call. Ricky's Wife: "Hello Can I talk to Ricky, this is his wife." Australian team Manager: "Sorry, he is just going to bat, I am the team manager, any message for him." Ricky's Wife: "No Problem Manager, I will hold on!"

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Two NBA basketball referees were walking through the countryside and they noticed some tracks. The first said, "Deer tracks?" "No," replied the second, "Bear tracks." The conversation ended abruptly when the train hit them.