What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport?
Pool.
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Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A: A baseball bat.
A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately.
‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man.
‘Watch them!’ says his wife.
‘You already know how to play volleyball.’
I’ve got nothing against watching a darts match.
I just wish my IQ were low enough to enjoy it.
An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog.
They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!"
But the man protested and replied:
"No, no, he isn't that clever.
I'm leading by three games to one!"
There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
A:Santa stops after three hos.
You know who's mad at Kobe?
Every other player in the NBA.
You know why?
Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring.
Yeah, you know what that means: that's the new minimum.
Cause you know how women are, man.
Women get upset: "Oh, really, what's this? A $1 million ring? What - did that bitch get my $3 million, too?"
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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