What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport?
Pool.
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A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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A:Telling your parents that your gay!
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But I mean, 41 years, still alive.
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A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer."
Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better."
The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf.
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