In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft.
In today’s civilized society, it is called golf.
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One has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice.
The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secrect is.
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you."
The successful man spits something into his hand.
"You've got to keep your worms warm."
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A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
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Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl?
A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.
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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
Annette!
Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano?
His undertaker.
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