Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.