Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.