Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.