Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!