Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.