Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.