Joke #4174

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.

Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.

Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.

Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.