Joke #4174

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."

Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!