Joke #4174

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.

Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.

Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.

Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".

Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."