Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.