Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.