Joke #8770

Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!

Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.

Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"

Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.

Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"

Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.