Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.