Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.