Joke #4951

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.

I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.

Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.

Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.