Joke #4951

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.

Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.

Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’

Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.

Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''