Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
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Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
