Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.