Joke #4951

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.

Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...