Joke #4951

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.

Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.

Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.

Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.

Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.

Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.

Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.