Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.