Joke #4241

Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.

Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.

Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.

Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.

Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!

Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.