Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.