Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.