Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.