Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks