Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"