Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.