Joke #4241

Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.

Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.

Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.

Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!

Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.