Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!