Joke #4159

Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.

Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.

Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.