Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!