Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.