Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.