Joke #4159

Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.

Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.

Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.

Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.