Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.