Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!