Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.