Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.