Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.