Joke #2910

Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Vote:
has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: life, Yo mama
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Vote:
has 18.50 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
Vote:
has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Vote:
has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Vote:
has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Vote:
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Vote:
has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Vote:
has 48.64 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Vote:
has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
Vote:
has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama