Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.