Joke #2910

Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.

Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.