Joke #2910

Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.

Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"

Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.

Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.

Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.

Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.

What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.