Joke #2910

Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.

Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.

Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!

Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.

Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.