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Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
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Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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