Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"