Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...