How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people."
Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?"
Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles?
Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
The joystick is wet.
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A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
A blonde comes to a doctor and complains:
Doc, please help: when I touch my head - it hurts, when I touch my belly - it hurts, when I touch my leg - it hurts...
I know what has happened to you.
And what?
You've broken your finger.