What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
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A: The blond girl told him to come outside
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The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?”
“No, I drove here.”
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A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor.
He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”
“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
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A: Someone told her the drinks were on the house.
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A: They both have a black box.