Joke #225

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
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A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach. Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff." So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away. Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away. Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island. One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes. All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each. The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened." and poof, her wish was granted. The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened." and poof, her wish was granted. Then the blond said, "I wish my friends were here with me."
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver’s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver’s license, he asks for registration. Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, “It’s that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment.” “Ah,” she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his cock out. Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, “Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!”
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
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has 37.03 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, phone
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?  A: Artificial intelligence.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde