What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
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What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?
You swerve to miss a pothole!
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back
Me: If a blonde girl and brunette girl jumped off a cliff at the same time, who would hit the ground first?
Friend: I don't know, who?
Me: The brunnete, the blonde had to ask for directions.
A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!"
The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"
blonde asked someone what time it was, and the person told her it was 3:45.
The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."