Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
How do you kill a blonde with one arm? You wave to her.
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours? A: Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken.
What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear? Data transfer.
A brunnette and a red haid were riding in the front of a pickup truck the blonde was in the back. The truck crashed into the lake and the redhead and the brunnette made it to shore quickly but it took the blonde ten min. They asked when she got there, "What took so long"? The blonde replied, " I had to get the tailgate open".
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"