Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 
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Q: Why was the blonde late for work?
A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.
Q. What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you?
A. Run...she has a grenade in her mouth.
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom.
She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her.
They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating.
She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.
One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.
All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.
The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened."
and poof, her wish was granted.
The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened."
and poof, her wish was granted.
Then the blond said, "I wish my friends were here with me."
Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink
A: A cocktail.
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse?
So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.