Why did the teacher put the lights on?
Because the class was so dim!
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Vote:
Why did the teacher jump into the lake?
Because she wanted to test the waters!
The answer to the problem was “log(1+x)”.
A student copied the answer from the student next to him, but didn’t want to make it obvious that he was
cheating, so he changed the answer slightly, to “timber(1+x).”
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was.
The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O".
The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?"
The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"
Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Ramu: Your name on this report card.
The thing programming and essay writing have in common: the easier the writing is to use, the harder it is to write.
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
A: Hissssstory.
Maths teacher: "If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Penny then what will you get?"
"3 new Girlfriends!"
Vote:
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
A: A teacher.
Vote: