Joke #4319

Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.

Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.

Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.

Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!

Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.