Joke #4319

Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.

Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."

Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.

Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.

Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.

Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!

Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.

Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.