Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.