Joke #4319

Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.

Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.

Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!