Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.