Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!