Joke #4319

Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.

Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.

Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.

Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.

Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"