Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.