Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.