Joke #3595

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.

Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.

"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"

Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.