Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.