Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.