Joke #3595

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.

"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"

Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.

Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.

Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!

Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.