Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''