Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.