Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.