Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.