Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.