Joke #3595

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"

Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.

Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.

Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.

Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.