Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.