Joke #5250

Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.

Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.

Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"

Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.

Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!

Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!

Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"

"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.