Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.