Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."