Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.