Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.