Joke #2990

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''

Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.

Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.