Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.