Joke #2990

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!

Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".

Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!

Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.