Joke #2990

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.

Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.

Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"

Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.