Joke #2990

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.

Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!

Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.

Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.