Joke #2990

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.

Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.

Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.

Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.

Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.

Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.