Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.