Joke #4336

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.

Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!

Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.