Joke #4336

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.

Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.

Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"