Joke #4336

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.

Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.

Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks

Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.

Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.