Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.