Joke #4336

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.

Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".

Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.

Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.