Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".