Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.