Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"