Joke #5818

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'

Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.

Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.