Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.