Joke #5818

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.