Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"