Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.