Joke #5818

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.

Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!

Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.

Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.