Joke #7587

Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.

Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"

Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.