Joke #7587

Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.

"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"

Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.

Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.

Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.

Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"

Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.

Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.

Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.