Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.