Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.