Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.