How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear.
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Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to keep amused.
A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel.
Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
There's a double Decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette.
On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing.
On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated... they're in a panic.
They're screaming, terrified, and holding onto each other as the bus moves along the street.
Finally, a brunette gets up and walks to the top of the bus to ask what's wrong, and one of the blonde's replies, "what's wrong?!? Well, you'd be screaming too if you didn't have a driver!!!"
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.
"Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator.
"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies.
"Okay, where do you live?"
"In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies.
"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks frustratedly.
"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A. She moved.
A blonde goes to a soda machine.
She puts in a dollar and gets a soda.
She does this again and again.
A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long.
She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"