Why do blondes like blonde jokes? 'Cause they make them feel famous!
If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.
A blonde pick ups her dress from the dry cleaners, when she leaves the Cashier says, "Come again!" Bonde said, "Nah..It was ketchup this time."
When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me. First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her. Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell her a joke on Friday night.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A. Because she blows the horn!
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off. The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says,"Let's go over the bridge."
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.