Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits?
A: The blonde, because she's 18.
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were asked where they would like to go.
The brunette said she would like to go to Mars.
The redhead said she would like to go to Venus.
The blonde said she would like to go to the Sun.
"But you would burn up", said the brunette. "Well, I would go at night. Duh", said the blonde.
How many blondes does it take to play tag?
One.