Joke #2014

Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"
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Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
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Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
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Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
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Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
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A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator. "Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies. "Okay, where do you live?" "In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies. "No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks frustratedly. "Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
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has 80.14 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.
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How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.
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