Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink
A: A cocktail.
A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She called the police immediately to report the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch.
The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder.
She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning.
"What's the moaning all about, ma'am?" asked the officer.
The blonde replied, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a blind policeman!"
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned.
"Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor.
"I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear."
"What about the other ear and your hand?"
"I tried to call for an ambulance."
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.
What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…?
A blonde doing cartwheels.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.