Blonde cop pulls over blonde motorist.
Cop asks the motorist to see her license so the blonde searches in her purse & tells the blonde cop that she must have forgot it at home.
The blonde cop asks the blonde motorist does she have any other type of identification so she searches in her purse again, looks at a pocket mirror & says, "I have a picture of myself."
The cop asks to see it so the blonde motorist hands over the pocket mirror.
The blonde cop looks at it & says, "Well if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over."
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I see a blonde walking down the street with a rope tied around her waist and I ask,
"Why do you have a rope tied around your waist?"
And the blonde says,
"Because im trying to commit suicide."
I ask,
"why don't you just tie it around your neck?"
She says,
"I already tried that but I couldn't breathe."
Postcard from a blonde:
Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
"You keep hearing about them, but never see any."
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.
A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.
Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."
Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?
A: She forgot to close her eyes.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror.
He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!'
The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.