How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
A truck was traveling through town.
When the driver stopped at a red light, A blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, "Mr. you're losing part of your load".
She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light.
She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver's window, "Mr. you're losing part of your load."
The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver's window, before she could say anything, the driver said, "MA'AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I'M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK......."
There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
Which one has the biggest tits?
The blonde....she's 18.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Put a scratch and sniff on the showerhead.
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel!
Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?
A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.
The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car.
She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second.
When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"