What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!
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Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
"You keep hearing about them, but never see any."
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel!
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
A blonde pick ups her dress from the dry cleaners, when she leaves the Cashier says,
"Come again!"
Bonde said, "Nah..It was ketchup this time."
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question.
One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize.
"To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer."
The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question.
"Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!"
The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'"
"You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
There's a blonde. She enters a laughing contest.
There's 10 levels to the contest. She gets to the 9th level and bursts into laughter.
The host asks her "Why did you laugh, you could have won."
The blonde reply's, "I finally got the first joke."