Joke #3587

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, "I will grant you three wishes." The blonde says, "For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear." The genie replies, "Your wish is my command." Suddenly, the blonde exclaims, "Holy sh*t! What did you do with my ears?"

There's a blonde walking down a trail. She comes to a river and stops. She looks right then left. She sees another blonde on the other side. She asks her "how do you get to the other side?" The blonde on the other side look right then left and says "you are on the other side"!

Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."

On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven. God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven. So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed. The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed. But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke. God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet" The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!"

If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.

Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.

What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.

Two blonds were driving to Disneyland. The sing said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying and headed home.

Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Me: If a blonde girl and brunette girl jumped off a cliff at the same time, who would hit the ground first? Friend: I don't know, who? Me: The brunnete, the blonde had to ask for directions.