We were so poor the only way I could afford to get my suit pressed was to ride the subway during rush hour.
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What do you call an Asian billionare.
Cha Ching.
Well goodnight everyone.
I have to get up early tomorrow to do nothing and still make more money than all of you!
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Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
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Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Our body cells renew while asleep.
If only our wallets could do the same.
Ronnie goes to the auction.
He notices a parrot that was on auction.
Ronnie decides to bid for it and so Ronnie starts off with 50 Dollars.
Auctioneer: 50 Dollars
Voice: 100 Dollars
Ronnie: 200 Dollars
Voice: 300 Dollars
Ronnie: 400 Dollars
Voice: 750 Dollars
Ronnie: 800 Dollars
Auctioneer 800 going once, twice and the parrot is sold.
Ronnie to the Auctioneer "I hope this Parrot can speak as I have spent a lot of money on it."
Auctioneer Laughing: "Who do you think was Bidding against you.
What four animals does a woman like to have in her house?
A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.
Pawn Stars:
Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?"
Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
