Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo momma so poor...
When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
