Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
