Joke #4353

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".

Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.

Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.

Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!

Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.

Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.

Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”