Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.