Joke #4353

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.

Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!

Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.

Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!