Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."