Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."