Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.