Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.