Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!