Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.