Joke #8868

Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.

Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.

Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.

Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".

Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.

Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.

Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.