Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”