Joke #8868

Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.

Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.

You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.

Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.