Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
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Yo Momma is so fat…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.