Joke #8868

Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.

Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks

Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.

Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"

Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute

Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.