Joke #8868

Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.

Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.

Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.

Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.

Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.