Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.