Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.