Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.