Joke #9434

Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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