Joke #9434

Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".

Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!

Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.

Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!

Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.