Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.