Joke #9434

Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.