Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.