Joke #9434

Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".

Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.

Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so fat that she is called America.

Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.

Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.