Joke #9434

Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.