Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!