Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.