Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.