Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.