Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!