Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.