Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.