Joke #5095

Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Vote: has 67.89 % from 40 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Vote: has 74.05 % from 60 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Vote: has 79.64 % from 388 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Vote: has 58.75 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Vote: has 48.26 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Vote: has 64.28 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Vote: has 75.40 % from 135 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: ethnic, fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Vote: has 60.56 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dog, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Vote: has 45.58 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: death, fat, god, heaven, Yo mama