Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!