Joke #5095

Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.

Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.

Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"