Joke #5095

Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!

Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"

Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.

Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"