Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.