Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.