Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...