Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.