Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.