Joke #5095

Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.

Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"

Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!

Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.

Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.

Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."

Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."