Joke #4375

Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.

You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''

Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.

Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.

Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.