Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.