Joke #4375

Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.

Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.

Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"

Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."