Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!