Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.