Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!