If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first?
The brunette.
The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
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The blonde replies: "Yes!"
The brunette says: "Are they behind us?"
"Yes!"
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"Yes!"
"Are they going to stop us?"
"I don't know!"
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The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.
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After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.
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The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing."
At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great.
At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground.
The instructor ran to where she crash landed and pulled her out of the helicopter. "What went wrong?"
The blonde said, "At 2500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."